Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."
Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
also: verb - to C'obble
Eric: Yeah, that girl is such a C'obbler.
We were high as birds and being really loud only to find out that the cobblers were parked right around the corner.
It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!