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A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.
Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"

Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."

Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
by Hobo2 October 11, 2006
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).
It was a right load of cobblers!
by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
A shoe maker (or a shoe cobbler- together-er)
I went to the cobbler because the sole of my sneaker fell off
by The Walking Dictionary December 06, 2006
A cock gobbler
"Gobble- To eat swiftly"
"Yo! Stop being a cobbler and pass the remote."
by PLUMBERT November 03, 2008
n. A police officer. Derivative of cop, copper. See also popo, smokey, the fuzz, 5-0. Most often used in the plural, i.e. the cobblers.
Our apartment got broken into. The cobblers said they wouldn't dust for prints.

We were high as birds and being really loud only to find out that the cobblers were parked right around the corner.
by jeejee0 August 01, 2005
A really thick, fat, poorly rolled joint.
Cody: smoke a cobbler?
Everyone: fuck off Cody it's 2pm on a Wednesday.
by Tyler68 December 21, 2013
n. A penis which has a very long, but skinny, thin shaft, with a huge bellend. And when I say skinny, thin shaft, I mean it. I mean, it has the Girth of a pencil.

It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
Amy: Hey, Jess! How was that guy you nailed last night?

Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!
by Rubber Roddy November 30, 2011

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