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- A cock blocking hobbit.
- The short, ugly, dumpy friend of an attractive girl, that interrupts your conversation with and blocks your access to, her friend.
since the cobbitt was there again last night, it is no surprise that i did not get any action off her friend
by 'dris February 01, 2006
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