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4.
an individual that is very poorly dressed. one that has payed no attention to what he or she is wearing, while in the company of others that are properly dressed.
Did he know we were going to a nice place, he's dressed like a total cobb?
by artheeisalwayswrong April 08, 2009
 
1.
Penis; though the term can be used in any fashion when referring to a human penis, it is most commonly used to describe an act of fellatio.
Get over here and suck my cobb.
by P'tainz October 06, 2010
 
2.
to beat the crap out of
Andrew cobbed tim for making fun of his girlfriend.
by DONT GET COBBED May 12, 2009
 
3.
a noun, verb or adjective describing poor quality or workmanship, particularly in construction or the crafts.

Syn. n. hack artist

Syn. v. fuck up, goof, destroy

Syn. adj. shitty, crappy, lousy
The quality of that redwood deck is so cobb
by Big Sam Horn January 02, 2011
 
5.
Stands for: Can Of Busted Biscuits

For all those fat wanna-be girls who think they still look good in size 5 jeans, but instead show the world their rolls.
Person1: Eww, look at that COBB!
Person2: Dang girl! Buy some pants that fit!!
by KayJae December 25, 2004
 
6.
1. A guy that plays the male part in gay sex and sticks his pecker in the other guys ass.
2. The pecker of a gay guy that plays the male part in gay sex and sticks his pecker in the other guys ass.
1. John's grandpa is an old cobb.
2. That queer stuck his cob through a glory hole.
by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009
 
7.
Verb; to hold the joint for more than 10 minutes.
Please don't Cobbs that doobie.
by Charity Lee January 15, 2009