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To push out a turd, drop the kids off at the pool, free the chocolate hostage,insert seal team 5, take a shit. Usually when you think you have to go, but know that it's not going to go easy...accompanied by mild constipation.
"Why you so sweaty Ed, you don't work out?"
"I just spent half an hour trying to coax out a growler...bastard nearly killed me."
by Turd Cutter April 28, 2006
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