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A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 05, 2008
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An object that is used to rip open the foreskin of a penis.
After inserting the Coat Hanger through his urethra, jake telsca riped off his foreskin.
by killsdogs February 20, 2011
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When you use an erection to hang your coat on.
The man's hands were full, so he used his own personal Coat-Hanger, to hang his coat on
by Dandadutch December 10, 2010
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A male that tries to make himslef look big by sticking his chest out and bringing his shoulders up til they almost reach his ears.
'Bloody hell looks like he has a coat hanger inside is jacket to make himself stocky. Fail.'
by yogurt topz December 18, 2008
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a girl who hooked up with a gay boy who is trying to cover up the fact that he is gay. *because a coat hanger covers a closet
Example: that girl is such a coat hanger. how does she not know that he is gay?
by master baden April 01, 2012
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Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach

"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."
by Mayar September 19, 2006
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A person owning very expensive suits.
Crusin down, bustin thangs, livin life like goldfinger, got myself a coat hanger...

Im livin large so i gotta get my coat hanger, swag!
by Migs!!! March 16, 2012
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