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The solution to all your childcare needs. Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.
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An abortion machine "Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger" |
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A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere. Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"
Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?" Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world" |
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what my tv arial currently is i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs
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