Kid 2 :"She's from North Jersey!She's a damn coastie!"
Coasties usually keep to themselves and are stuck up and lack the humility that most midwesterners have. They voluntarily choose to segragate themselves from the population. Don't bother trying to talk to them, as they will look down to you. They usually take over the school's greek system, keeping us normal people out.
The girls tend to act pretty dumb and use the word "like" alot. They dress really slutty in their black spandex and v-neck shirts. Northface jackets, big sunglasses, scarves, and ugg boots are a must.
The guys are obsessed with the Yankees and the Jets and are overconfident in their abilities with women. Most of them are douchebags.
More recently coastie has become more of a social definition rather than a geographical one. Some people in certain Chicago suburbs have also displayed the coasite trait. This group is called fauxsties. To be fair, there are nice people from the coast with deveopled social skills, but sadly they are a dime a dozen.
Carl: No, theyre full of coasties, you wont like it
Steve: What's a coastie?
Carl: Just go to Langdon St, you'll see instantly
Coasties will usually dress in surf labels and thongs during the day, and wear minimal clothing at night regardless of the temperature, preferably in loud colours or with offensive prints and/or slogans.
I have been personally told by many of them that they do not like mere civilians calling them that and many of them say that they were the ones who began calling themselves that.
"The Coasties really used to come to our town and act like a bunch of pirates by plundering the local bars and taking over the local women. It isn't so much now since the new boat and it not needing as big a crew as the old one"