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1.
a sexually deprived ogre mage that pleasures itself
Joe: yo steve look at the coaming over there.
steve: yeah thats nasty, hes giving himself a facial.

ogre mage#1: im coaming deeply please get out of the room guys, i need to releaase it on the doornoob.

ogre mage #2: mmmmmmm babe that turns me on
ogre mage#1: oohh i wont be coaming for long.(licks lips slowly and tastes the facial hes given himself earlier.)
by IAMNOTCAMILLE July 25, 2011