MAN1: "did you see heather's new bruises?"
MAN2: "yeah, that monkey of hers beat her up again and stole her welfare check, then apologized and fucked her mouth. He's out of prison again."
MAN1: "which monkey"
MAN2: "her baby-daddy"
MAN1: "which one?"
MAN2: "the one who stole her car and then beat her because it was low on gas"
MAN1: "she took him back?"
MAN2: "no white man will touch her, except to shit on her forehead"
MAN1: "stupid-ass coalburner serves her right!"