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When two people are doing a 69, the person on top takes a shit on the face of the person on bottom. Then the top person leans back, sits on the bottom's face, and moves back and forth to rub the shit all over their face. When the bottom gets up, their face is covered in black, just like a coal miner!
Susie was tired of her boyfriend having all the fun with moves like the bucking bronco and the dirty sanchez. She cooked up a move she could surprise her man with -- the coal miner!
by Bike Curious November 12, 2010
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A counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping.... and gets clean up kills.
Man that kid just pulled a coalminer.......
Way to bait us all coalminer
by jissum210 May 22, 2008
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A counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping.... and gets clean up kills.
Man that kid just pulled a coalminer.......
Way to bait us all coalminer
by jissum210 May 22, 2008
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white guy that only does black girls
by Stan May 03, 2004
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Its a sexual position where you strap on a dildo to your forehead and use it to fuck a girl in the ass while you eat her out.
"Dude, I gave that girl a Coal Miner last night"
by FletchRose November 27, 2005
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A sexual act when anal fisting a person and then grabbing a turd and pulling out a lump of coal.
when Graham was fisting Pavan he took hold of a black rock and pulled it out! proclaiming himself the worlds greatest coal miner.
by CoxHall Master March 21, 2007
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When you take a shit so nasty that the next person to use the bathroom needs to send in a canary first to make sure the air isn't poisonous
I just took a coal miner in the john, you might want to wait a few minutes before you go in or you could choke to death.

On my poop-gas.
by Poopadynitz November 29, 2012
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