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cockulating 

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.
"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"
cockulating by teehee23 November 2, 2011

copulating 

the act of having sex, or fucking.
The reason I was grounded is because my mom caught me copulating on her bed with my girlfriend.
copulating by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

lacto coagulation 

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut
How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!
lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009

Combulating 

A shocking, but also annoying surprise. Its when someone figures something out and is surprised but also annoyed at the same time.
“That was very combulating, I didn’t expect him to do something like that.”
Combulating by imjunyeop October 3, 2023

coagulation 

The process of liquids (such as semen) becoming a semi-solid or solid state from the contact of water or other viscuous substances.
When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.

Copulating Christian 

Oral Roberts was a copulating Christian; he's dead.
Copulating Christian by eggnostic January 9, 2010