You Just Got Coached

when one person mentally destroys another (or in some cases a group of people) with a series of logical statements of pure awesomeness. In most cases the person who just had a mental bulldozer run through his head is usually left so mind blown that they are left speechless for minutes. When this happens, an observer of this amazing deed will state that the now mentally scared human-being has just been coached.

person 1: "Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day of the week. He even beat him in Enter the Dragon"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"

You Just Got Coached by el Epico January 16, 2012

stage coached 

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving

Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.

stage coached by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

coaches don’t play

It’s a way of saying “I help people with relationships but I’m not in a relationship.”

You’re so good at giving relationship advice, how the hell are you single?
Because coaches don’t play.

coaches don’t play by Rachel Barry August 23, 2019

coachella hangover 

The feeling of extreme exhaustion and detachment from life during the days following Coachella. This is due to the three days of nonstop music, sleep deprivation, heat exhaustion, constant alcohol consumption and nonstop partying that occurs in the desert of California.

Dude, I slept for 16 hours after I got home from Coachella. I didn't even leave the house until Wednesday either, I had such a Coachella hangover from not seeing Arcade Fire and Foals anymore.

coachella hangover by firewoodjanke May 11, 2011

Coachella Fest Depression 

The depression you feel after those three amazing days at coachella fest...

Oh he has coachella fest depression

Coachella Fest Depression by heeeeyguuuuurlheeeeeeeey June 24, 2011

Post Coachella Depression (PCD) 

The overwhelming feeling of emptiness and inability to return to "real world" activities such as work and school after an EPIC weekend of beats, pool parties, glowsticks, minimal clothing, beats, desert boogers, endless amounts of booze, unlimited sunshine, making new friends, beats, screaming realtors, vans with no seats, 1,000's of pictures, ridiculous videos, and more beats that one experiences upon returning home from Coachella Music and Arts Festival.

My friends and I had lost the will to live once the Post Coachella Depression (PCD) had fully kicked in the Wednesday after Coachella.

Post Coachella Depression (PCD) by R-Piz May 11, 2011

couched 

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

couched by adamshane October 8, 2011