Jenn: Yeah I'd figure it'd last me until I graduate from college
Lisa: Girl, I hear ya
Seth: Dude she's like 35 and still has a Coach handbag!
Guy 2: "I am not a player, I'm a coach."
Guy 1: "What's the difference?"
Guy 2: "I never lie to these females and I keep a whole roster of them.
Fabolous: "When the starting lineup ain't playing right, I come off the bench with her."
"Good call Coach. Hey, why haven't you asked _____ out yet then?"
"Insert long winded explanation"