cuntington’s whorea 

Cuntington’s Whorea refers to a progressive condition characterized by uncontrollable use of nasty words. Usually occurs in mean burned-out biotches who are overdue for retirement.

This is incidentally a “spoonerism” of a legit related medical condition, Huntington’s Chorea, which is accompanied by uncontrollable movements of the limbs and death of brain cells.

Man, I figured out what is wrong with her - She has Cuntington's Whorea!

The Doc just diagnosed her with Cuntington’s Whorea...prognosis is poor - we can count on frequent outbursts of nastiness from here on out...but now that she has a diagnosis, she can’t be blamed for it anymore...lucky bitch

cuntington’s whorea by Mandi Harmony May 30, 2018

Drive-by Cunting 

When an individual walks into a crowded, yet quiet venue (like a 7-11 or Target) and yells loudly "CUNT!!!!!" creating a massive state of confusion for the general public. Typically, said individual has their friends arrive first so they may discreetly witness this ambush.

whilst picking up some provisions at the corner store*

Man Walks in:
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shocked old lady to fellow shopper:
"Oh Heavens! did he really just say that?"
"Yea lady, that's what we call a drive-by cunting around here"

Drive-by Cunting by werdtown February 18, 2010

Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

Heapage Contingency by Cretzel April 12, 2021

cuntington 

Derogatory term for one who is an upper class toff

"Look, there goes a fucking cuntington, his mum is loaded son!"

cuntington by Shayson May 23, 2007

Contingency plan 

Noun: A plan saved for the worst case scenario, or a backup plan.

According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.

Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"

Contingency plan by N00berson McGee December 26, 2011

Casual cunting 

Casual cunting is the social practice of calling someone a cunt, without it meaning anything. First named casual cunting by the well known comedian, Micky Flanagan.

Person 1: why are all your shoes on top of mine? You cunt...

Person 2: is that supposed to be casual cunting?

Casual cunting by Lgill July 8, 2014

Cuntingtons Disease 

A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.

Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes

Compliments

Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."

Cuntingtons Disease by Radio Rocket December 30, 2009