clydesdale fart 

Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.

Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.

clydesdale fart by killa beana April 26, 2014

clydesdale tail 

The man pony tail

It's the manly version of the pony tail. It's the Clydesdale tail...

clydesdale tail by Screech360 February 23, 2017

Clydesdale Piss

A term for any AB or Bud beer product. Usually.. a clydesdale will drink Coors and piss Bud.

Give me a bottle of Clydesdale Piss please!

Clydesdale Piss by D0c February 23, 2006

Clydesdale

In the cycling world, any larger-than-average male rider. Most likely labeled so because they are bigger, usually slower and sometimes stronger than others (just like the horse). As it is with most men, this label is taken neutrally (neither a compliment or an insult). However the same can not be said for the females' version of this word: Athena.

Why don't you get a carbon fiber bike?
I'm a Clydesdale! I'll crack the frame!

Clydesdale by The Bike Ninja August 1, 2011

Clydesdale Flip 

When one takes a combination of ketamine and 2CB.

Oh wow, Richie must be on another planet! He did a Clydesdale Flip!

Clydesdale Flip by Partygirl2000 November 10, 2021

Clydesdale

A strong healthy dick that can pleasure a woman like no other!

Kiersten : Oh Chad I love when you fuck the shit out of my pussy it feels so good!
Chad : Yeah all the young ladies tell me I'm built like a Clydesdale!
Kiersten : No doubt you are you have been blessed!
Chad : Oh Kiersten stop just get naked and fuck me!
Kiersten : Oh I get to ride your big strong Clydesdale YEE HAW!
Chad : Hop On!

Clydesdale by SlopNChop January 6, 2017

Clydesdale

A tall thick girl/woman who is not necessarily fat, but big boned, voluptuous and still attractive.

Anna Nicole Smith was a Clydesdale-before she got fat.

Clydesdale by werdood December 9, 2008