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When a woman controls her man in a dramatically & horrific manner.
Stu couldn't get out the house today, because his wife said he had to paint her toe nails.

damn... She's clutchin major nutz

I hope i never get my nutz clutched.....

Yah, with that shit, clutchin nutz bitches need to stop it.
by TheLazyGenius December 17, 2009

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