clusterius fornecatus 

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck

The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.

clusterius fornecatus by dick vendor November 22, 2011

clusternuts 

A way to politely describe something that has gone horribly wrong. It's also when something has gone nuts AND is a clusterfuck.

me: Sorry mom. Some servers went clusternuts and I have to stay late at work

clusternuts by funky49 April 23, 2009

clustermite 

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite

clustermite by A doc who keeps it real August 31, 2020

CLUSTERFIST 

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing

dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist

CLUSTERFIST by roz March 9, 2005

clusterbitch

1: Noun: A person who has multiple personalities or moods that portray bitch like characteristics.
2: Verb: nag about something with others supporting you in one accord or nag about multiple irritating issues.

1: Guy 1: Dude, what is with your girlfriend? She even nags when she's happy.

Guy 2: She's just a huge

clusterbitch.

2: My entire family started clusterbitching when I left the toilet seat up. FML.

clusterbitch by Fat Sheamus October 27, 2017

clusterliscious 

Fucked, mental, chaotic - in a good way.

My life is clusterliscious.

clusterliscious by WillyKat October 14, 2016

Clusterbistrosturous 

Adjective:

Describing the act of getting horny or erected.Someting that makes you pop one.

That girl is making me clusterbistrosturous!

Clusterbistrosturous by Matt A. May 3, 2005