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a general term relating to a large group of men/women failing at a task that one man can do in a short amount of time

A term referring to a large amount of solders in a very small space fighting a equally large amount of solders

Playing a free for all on Nuketown with 18 players
"why are there 30 people trying to change the damn light bulb"

General: "How is the battle going?"
Officer: "80 of our men are cluster fucked in a 4 story building because 100 enemies are on the first floor"

Player 1:Why is there 18 people cluster fucked in Nuketown?
player 2:THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE HERE!
by Ivan the CheezBurger eater November 17, 2012
 
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When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.
Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.
by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 05, 2014
 
44.
1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho March 25, 2014
 
45.
Enrolling a child in the San Francisco Unified School District
Trying to get Timmy enrolled in Kindergarten was a real clusterfuck.
by Birtha B December 10, 2013
 
46.
A situation where incompetence, human error and plain bad luck add up to an enormous mess.
The current situation of the Indian Premier League is a clusterfuck of ginormous proportions.
by Split Infinitive May 25, 2013
 
47.
British roadworks (aka Sadistic Bastards). Closing off multiple primary routes of traffic for 90 days to trim the verge, forcing the traffic load of a small town like London to use a single lane bridge to commute. Also using diversion tactics that will see someone travelling from Birmingham to London visit the Norwich coast.
Sorry I'm late for work since yesterday, it's the cluster fuck.
by Last Action Hero 5001 December 20, 2012
 
48.
A cluster of people that have their backs turned to someone/thing and are doomed by it
Hey look at that cluster fuck of people
by xIridescentx June 23, 2011
 
49.
A bunch of duck or geese decoys thrown into a almost circle. Works great for duck or goose hunting.
How you want to thrown the decoys out?

Cluster fuck it man.
by Hern 93 April 26, 2011