A situation that is totally fucked up, especially as a result of managerial incompetence.

Originally of military origin; a double play on the word "cluster," both evoking multiple fuckups, as used in the term "cluster bomb," and evoking the oak leaf or star "cluster" insignia of the REMF who did the fucking.
Military: "Fuck, I heard Wilkins bought it last night going into that 'headquarters building.' The fucker was shit empty except for the IED that blew him to hell. Took two other guys' legs off and shit. Whose goddamed idea was that whole clusterfuck, anyway?"

Civilian: "That Big Dig is a complete clusterfuck from end to end. Over budget, over due, and now under water."

Incorrect, but sounds like fun: "The three of us got together and clusterfucked all night."
by The Fucking Police September 18, 2006
a chocolate bar full of peanuts and fuck
Mike loves cluster fucks.
by William Snell December 13, 2007
When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.
Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!
by Kanary December 27, 2010
A diamond cluster ring, with these economic times are considered clusterfucks because the small stones they put in these rings are worthless, yet they charge outrageous prices.
You bought me a clusterfuck
by 2tontone May 11, 2009
a large group of hot horny people looking for some fun
naked people rolling around in mud or a slippery surface
fat people sitting around eating
1)i still have mud stuck under my nuts from that clusterfuck last night.
by boomboomkittyfuckk March 27, 2009
when there is more than one penis inside the vagina
the girl was cluster fucked by the two men
by tntrocky222 July 29, 2008
A term used to describe the state of the streets and roads of Puerto Rico, which are full of craters, holes, and rocks intertwined in labyrinth-like ways and only funnel-like exits to them inevitably leading to constant traffic jams. And this goes without mentioning the often psychotic, fast, rude, and just plain bad drivers.
Dude 1: "I hit a hole earlier that took out my front left tire."
Dude 2: "Man, these streets are a complete clusterfuck!"
by nessfive0five June 11, 2008
A large of similar people that group together and crowd hallways, streets, sidewalks, and any other place you are trying to get through like at the movies or mall
Oh my gosh why is everyone clusterfucking lunch isn't even over yet.
by The Cat's Pajamas February 01, 2008
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