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A situation that is totally fucked up, especially as a result of managerial incompetence.

Originally of military origin; a double play on the word "cluster," both evoking multiple fuckups, as used in the term "cluster bomb," and evoking the oak leaf or star "cluster" insignia of the REMF who did the fucking.
Military: "Fuck, I heard Wilkins bought it last night going into that 'headquarters building.' The fucker was shit empty except for the IED that blew him to hell. Took two other guys' legs off and shit. Whose goddamed idea was that whole clusterfuck, anyway?"

Civilian: "That Big Dig is a complete clusterfuck from end to end. Over budget, over due, and now under water."

Incorrect, but sounds like fun: "The three of us got together and clusterfucked all night."
by The Fucking Police September 18, 2006
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99.
when, in a video game, someone throws grenades or some other explosives at dead bodies, with the intent being to blow up and humiliate any sack packers who try and teabag the body.
Player 1: Dude, I just clusterfucked five noob sack packers who tried to teabag your corpse!
Player 2: Awesome! and I just sniped your ass while you were talking!
Player 1: Fuck! You backstabbing cockbite.
by Kid Aqua December 15, 2007
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100.
a situation in which things have been botched either repeatedly, or by numerous people
He started this clusterfuck, I'm just trying to save my ass.
by anonymous April 11, 2003
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101.
A clusterfuck is someone who's a complete idiot. It can be used as a way to refer to your friends (as a joke), or to someone who's a total asshole.
"My friend can be a bit of a clusterfuck sometimes, but she's still the shit." ;D

"Man, that Abby bitch is a total clusterfuck."

"God damn, Jason is such a clusterfuck... I'd love to shove my foot right up his ass."
by Luminary <3 May 16, 2009
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102.
A group of men arranged in a circle with each fucking the man in front of him in the ass.

Used to describe something that is hopelessly entangled.
Man, I tried to straighten out all the cables in my entertainment center but it was a complete cluster fuck.

by T Keller May 19, 2008
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103.
The Metal Gear Online beta, offered for download and play by Konami which has now been restricted to Japan only after massive server failure
Dude did you try out the MGO beta?
Nah, twas a clusterfuck of epic proportions
by McTalon April 22, 2008
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104.
When something really small becomes something really huge or big. The product of this is a cluster fuck.
I had a small stain on my shirt, a little dot sized stain. I tried to rub it out and it turned into a huge cluster fuck of a stain.
by Ste-V Ray March 11, 2008
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105.
Situation in an fps (such as Halo 3) when one player gets attacked and slaughtered by 3+ players from another team at the same time
Jelly Means: Shit! Get over here man, four guys are attacking me!
Seb: Oh crap! You're getting cluster fucked!
Jelly Means: Fuck I died...
by Seb R. February 17, 2008
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