A situation that is totally fucked up, especially as a result of managerial incompetence.

Originally of military origin; a double play on the word "cluster," both evoking multiple fuckups, as used in the term "cluster bomb," and evoking the oak leaf or star "cluster" insignia of the REMF who did the fucking.
Military: "Fuck, I heard Wilkins bought it last night going into that 'headquarters building.' The fucker was shit empty except for the IED that blew him to hell. Took two other guys' legs off and shit. Whose goddamed idea was that whole clusterfuck, anyway?"

Civilian: "That Big Dig is a complete clusterfuck from end to end. Over budget, over due, and now under water."

Incorrect, but sounds like fun: "The three of us got together and clusterfucked all night."
by The Fucking Police September 18, 2006
to fuck something up in large quantities or to completely destroy something
U.S. Army clusterfucks Iraq
by Chewythe sk8r May 23, 2009
1] a delicious candy bar filled with peanuts and fuck, nugity fuck

2] a bunch of people together fucking each other; orgy
1] dude, have you tried a clusterfuck, they're fucking amazing

2] man, our clusterfuck last night was awesome
by athlete9669 October 29, 2008
When a Robbie cheats a Rae, and a Matthew finds out and throws a hissy fit that the Robbie lied to him about it. Then they start fighting and drag everybody they are friends with into the fight. causing stress and a shitload of drama.

or

When someone brings fighting friends together to talk about there feelings. Which does not solve anything.

Also, a delicious chocolate candy bar with caramel, nuget, rice crispy clusters, and loaded with peanuts.
1. Robbie, Matt, and Rae, why are you sending us into this clusterfuck?
2. That talk last night was a clusterfuck.
3. I just ate one orgasmic clusterfuck.
by odd333 August 01, 2009
When there is a group of people (a group of friends, usually) and some form of drama causes a member of the group to be alienated. Usually this person doesn't have any other friends to turn to, so now, he's essentially friendless because of drama.

The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.
Man, I've gotta get new friends so I can prevent myself getting clusterfucked.
by GrandmaCher May 05, 2008
a chocolate bar full of peanuts and fuck
Mike loves cluster fucks.
by William Snell December 13, 2007
A diamond cluster ring, with these economic times are considered clusterfucks because the small stones they put in these rings are worthless, yet they charge outrageous prices.
You bought me a clusterfuck
by 2tontone May 11, 2009
a large group of hot horny people looking for some fun
naked people rolling around in mud or a slippery surface
fat people sitting around eating
1)i still have mud stuck under my nuts from that clusterfuck last night.
by boomboomkittyfuckk March 27, 2009

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