A situation that is totally fucked up, especially as a result of managerial incompetence.

Originally of military origin; a double play on the word "cluster," both evoking multiple fuckups, as used in the term "cluster bomb," and evoking the oak leaf or star "cluster" insignia of the REMF who did the fucking.
Military: "Fuck, I heard Wilkins bought it last night going into that 'headquarters building.' The fucker was shit empty except for the IED that blew him to hell. Took two other guys' legs off and shit. Whose goddamed idea was that whole clusterfuck, anyway?"

Civilian: "That Big Dig is a complete clusterfuck from end to end. Over budget, over due, and now under water."

Incorrect, but sounds like fun: "The three of us got together and clusterfucked all night."
#remf #cluster-fuck #fuck #military #circle-jerk
by The Fucking Police September 18, 2006
Clusterfuck (Noun) - a person who is a destroyer of lives. This person is one who must be continuously validated within life and by doing so, he or she will repeatedly seek the acceptance of not only their peers, but complete strangers as well. In doing so, this person will lie, cheat, and talk shit behind others backs, in order to gain the acceptance of another, appease others, or even “show off” untrue acceptance of others. This person will often rip out the hearts of members of the opposite sex or even stab friends in the back in order to gain social gradification.
A tendency of such an individual goes as follows:

(1) Female clusterfucks found within the bar setting, will seek out easy prey men in order to obtain free drinks and let others observe the victim male following her about the bar. To his face she will be nice and flirtatious, but behind his back, she will tell strangers and friends how she is uninterested or creeped out by his presence. There is little known about such behavior, but one may speculate that this is done in order to attract other men, who may follow in the victim male’s lead. Perhaps, to show off to others on “how cool and wanted” she really is. Or even, to feel as if she is wanted, even if she is uninterested.
(2) If is often observed that clusterfucks have little to non self confidence. Confidence is gained through the validation of others. Clusterfucks will often talk shit on the opposite sex, telling false stories of being pursued by the opposite sex. Often, if the individual feels in conversation that one may not favor a particular person, they will tell spread rumors or talk shit on that person, even if that person is a close and long time friend.
(3) It is simple to say that clusterfucks are indecisive. In fact, they may be so indecisive that they are unable to make normal, day-to-day decisions. Apartments or housing of such indivisuals are often found in a mess, because they can not decide when to clean. They may often become flakes, because they are unable to plan out their day or just can not make the decision of what they want to do. They are unable to make big decisions in their careers, schooling, or even picking appropariate boyfriends/girlfriends.
(4) Clusterfucks are often found in a disarray of drama. They continuously have some “huge crisis” within their life that really is not that bad. They will often make choices that will lead to complete chaos and observers may often reconcile with the fact that this person is drama, because they need to feel that there is a crisis within their life in order to feel important to others and themselves.
#drama queen #destroyer or lives #biatch #heart breaker #and tool
by Miss Slaughter March 02, 2010
A group orgy.
person: That was a great clusterfuck last night!
Person2: Inorite?!
#cluster #fuck #orgy #sex #fivesome
by ToxicCupCake November 13, 2009
When an orgy is crashed by a bunch of gay men, they then tie everyone up and rape the shit out of them
My ass is sore. i was having an orgy but some gay guys cluster fucked us!
#fucked #gay #homo #butt pirate #orgy #faggot #rape
by Amiable companion Friday September 15, 2010
to fuck something up in large quantities or to completely destroy something
U.S. Army clusterfucks Iraq
#obliterate #destroy #fuck them up #blow up #famine
by Chewythe sk8r May 23, 2009
1] a delicious candy bar filled with peanuts and fuck, nugity fuck

2] a bunch of people together fucking each other; orgy
1] dude, have you tried a clusterfuck, they're fucking amazing

2] man, our clusterfuck last night was awesome
#orgy #cluster #fuck #candy #peanut
by athlete9669 October 29, 2008
When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.
Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!
#jumble #tangle #group #knot #junction
by Kanary December 27, 2010
When a Robbie cheats a Rae, and a Matthew finds out and throws a hissy fit that the Robbie lied to him about it. Then they start fighting and drag everybody they are friends with into the fight. causing stress and a shitload of drama.

or

When someone brings fighting friends together to talk about there feelings. Which does not solve anything.

Also, a delicious chocolate candy bar with caramel, nuget, rice crispy clusters, and loaded with peanuts.
1. Robbie, Matt, and Rae, why are you sending us into this clusterfuck?
2. That talk last night was a clusterfuck.
3. I just ate one orgasmic clusterfuck.
#cluster #fuck #candy #robbie matt #pissy #talk #friends #severin #rae
by odd333 August 01, 2009
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