A situation that is totally fucked up, especially as a result of managerial incompetence.
Originally of military origin; a double play on the word "cluster," both evoking multiple fuckups, as used in the term "cluster bomb," and evoking the oak leaf or star "cluster" insignia of the REMF
who did the fucking.
Military: "Fuck, I heard Wilkins bought it last night going into that 'headquarters building.' The fucker was shit empty except for the IED
that blew him to hell. Took two other guys' legs off and shit. Whose goddamed idea was that whole clusterfuck, anyway?"
Civilian: "That Big Dig is a complete clusterfuck from end to end. Over budget, over due, and now under water."
Incorrect, but sounds like fun: "The three of us got together and clusterfucked all night."
A large of similar people that group together and crowd hallways, streets, sidewalks, and any other place you are trying to get through like at the movies or mall
Oh my gosh why is everyone clusterfucking lunch isn't even over yet.
When a girl gets fucked by alot of people A.K.A GangBang
She got clusterfucked
when there is more than one penis inside the vagina
the girl was cluster fucked by the two men
A term used in sailing races when a lot of boats reach the buoy at the same time. Lots of yelling and swearing is involved, usually directed at the captains of other boats, or at your own boat's crew. High risk of collision. Often followed with excessive drinking.
"Whew, glad to be out of that cluster fuck, pop open a beer for me, will ya?"
An impossible situation that causes much frustration but often is unforseen. These give a person a headache when simply thinking about resolving one.
When you invite three girls to a party and try to hook up with all of them, then you have a real cluster fuck on your hands.
1)A large group of people willingly confined in a small area.
2)A crowd of people trying to file into a room through a doorway at the SAME TIME!!!
1)"Damn, the daily clusterfuck of jocks in the hallway always seems to migrate toward my locker."
2)" Whats with the giant clusterfuck in front of Mrs. Petries Class?"
"Oh that?She's just doing her daily workout with that gay Simmons guy."
when, in a video game, someone throws grenades or some other explosives at dead bodies, with the intent being to blow up and humiliate any sack packers
who try and teabag the body.
Player 1: Dude, I just clusterfucked five noob sack packers who tried to teabag your corpse!
Player 2: Awesome! and I just sniped your ass while you were talking!
Player 1: Fuck! You backstabbing cockbite.