Clusterfuckchella 

Coachella 2010

Did you go to Coachella this year?

No, I went to Clusterfuckchella.

Clusterfuckchella by shmemenaynaynay May 11, 2010

clusterfunctional 

adjective, to have too many things to do, too little time in which to get them done and yet still make progress. Coined by Maureen Ryan, Chicago Tribune, 2009

In spite of the ridiculous demands on my time, I still manage to be clusterfunctional.

clusterfunctional by Paladin7777 December 3, 2009

clusterfucilitation

\ˈkləs-tər-ˌˈfək-ˌsil-ə-ˈtā-shən\

The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.

It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.

Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation

What just happened? So many people were talking over each other I have no idea who was running the meeting. I feel like I know less about our business approach than when I entered the room. That was such a clusterfucilitation!

clusterfucilitation by jksurfer September 19, 2009

Clusterfubia

noun; The fear of getting oneself into a clusterfuck.

Remy hasn't left the office in 4 days. He's suffering from acute Clusterfubia.

Clusterfubia by Fat JG January 12, 2011

Clusterfrick 

Clusterfrick {clus-ter fri-ck}. A change of the word Clusterfuck, But you gotta keep it PG-13 family friendly content.

" hey what up guys idiot youtuber here and i'm gonna tell you a clusterfrick of a story.

Clusterfrick by Cazpin Casper May 19, 2018

clusterfuckcation 

A classifcation of retards or fuckheads

a classic clusterfuckcation, notice how the retards congregate around the my chicken.

clusterfuckcation by brent workmen June 17, 2012

Clusterfukishima 

Any event or situation wrought from a combination of misanthropic activity, greed, and suicidal tendencies.

Anyone with at least one-quarter brain function and an unclogged auditory canal can see the snafubar that would result from those two ever having children; Calling Major Clusterfukishima!

Clusterfukishima by choggie July 11, 2011