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A balloon filled with M&Ms, then wrapped in duct tape. The Mohave Indians believed these to protect against evil women, and gave it its distinct name. Often used as a talisman to ward off psychobitches.
I didn't want that bitch ashlee to keep bugging me, so i hung a clusterflutterer over my bed.
by sethsupreme October 21, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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