The combination of a clit, a cunt and a bitch.
She broke into my house and stole all of my guitars. What a cluntch
A condition commonly found in young gentlemen from rural backgrounds. Symptoms are similar to that of self inflicted retardation, scabies, and gonhorrhea. This condition mostly affects the most politically astute, young, rural males. Also occurs often in Darbies.
"Man, Darby sure has a case of the cluntch!"