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1.
The combination of a clit, a cunt and a bitch.
She broke into my house and stole all of my guitars. What a cluntch
by burntz March 14, 2008
 
2.
To unsuccessfully hold a fart, usually occurs under high stress.
"I cluntch, when i first met my girlfriends parents."
by Dawk March 08, 2014
 
3.
A condition commonly found in young gentlemen from rural backgrounds. Symptoms are similar to that of self inflicted retardation, scabies, and gonhorrhea. This condition mostly affects the most politically astute, young, rural males. Also occurs often in Darbies.
"Man, Darby sure has a case of the cluntch!"
by XxJaneOo February 09, 2006