a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they're creepy. beware.

Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.

An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.

Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.

Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.

A half full beer left over from the party the night before.

a girl who you wouldn't date, strictly reserved for fucking

A joke that's funny, but not witty at all. Like a pun. Often very obvious jokes. Related to 'clunky'. Often "d'oh" and silences follow these "jokes".

People that make these clunkers generally think they are hilarious, but they are not. They are just idiots.