The typical homosexual way of saying vagina, no one straight uses this. Seriously, when's the last time you heard someone say "I'm going to take the clunge"? Or "I'm going to plunge the hell out of that clunge?"

It sounds more like some sort of product you'd see at 1 in the morning than something you'd use an awkward sexual advance.

tl;dr a typical British word for vagina
British Male: Cheerio doll, how would you like to show off that clunge there yes indeed?

Female: What...?

British Male: *sips tea* Your cooter there

Female: What...?

British Male: Bloody hell for the love of Freddie Mercury and the Queen, your vagina!!!
by anon1978 July 02, 2009
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"Ive got a right stinky clunge"
by Sheena July 13, 2003
A British name for a vagina
I smashed that girls clunge good and proper.
by anon June 17, 2006
Female Genitalia, almost Onomatopoeic.
I've Been Itching for some Clunge.


My Clunge is Itching
by Kippski July 27, 2005
Clunge= the blurt, the ham wallet, the spam purse, the gammon alley or if you prefer- the cod pouch.
(one may be heard yelling )
"Geeeeee us a swatch o yer clunge!!!"
by HamWallet April 07, 2006
Sl. Vulg. Female genitalia esp vagina.
I haven't been able to stop thinking about clunge all day long.
by Jasp August 05, 2003
vagina. can also be used more broadly to describe girls in general - similar to gash. used a lot by jay from the inbetweeners.
"there's plenty more clunge in the sea"
by hargecarn May 30, 2009
Term frequently used in the U.K. for female genitialia.
"Tom got some clunge last night, innit"
by Jacktheripperlovepussy September 27, 2009
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