www.clownpenis.fart 

A misfortune made famous on Saturday Night Live that refers to the unwise idea of upgrading businesses into the 20th Century.

In the sketch, an investment company is stuck with a ridiculous name because they waited so long to get onto the internet.

"We are all about business and are serious about your investments at www.clownpenis.fart."

www.clownpenis.fart by RBUCK May 8, 2007

clownpenis 

noun: a humorous penis

noun: a penis with a red mushroom head

noun: George Bush

Did you hear that joke that Billy's clownpenis told? Fucking hilarious! Where can I shit?

clownpenis by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

clownage 

/klown-ej/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz

- Related forms
clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/

I subjected Jeff to extreme clownage to the point where he went numb and attempted to slit his wrists to end the embarrassment.

I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.

clownage by Do you like me standing here? January 11, 2009

Clownade 

Synonym for clown show. When a group of people behaves in a cringe manner/inappropriately or communally changing behavior and speech in order to relate to a certain theme.

"Look at all these dorks acting tough ... such a clownade"

Clownade by toma_the_real_g November 4, 2022

Clowngrade 

Wall Street slang term that defines an upgrade or downgrade by a stock analyst that is considered foolish.

His DD on $AMD is a real clowngrade

Clowngrade by TheBestTraderInTheWorld March 6, 2021

Clown Rape 

Being raped by someone in a clown suit or a clown mask or raping someone wearing a clown suit or mask.

Did you see Little House On The Prairie the other night? It was a two part episode about clown rape!

Clown Rape by RobNYC May 29, 2008

Clown Rape 

What happened to Sylvia on "Little House..." when I was seven, which then lead to a horrifying 'where do babies come from?' discussion with my mom...

Also explains why I don't like having sex with clowns.

Me: How did the baby get in the girl's stomach?
Mom: She got clown raped.
Me: Huh?
Mom: The clown put his penis in the girl's vagina.
Me: (cries quietly in corner)

Clown Rape by Liberation675 June 2, 2008