clownmander in chief 

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

clownmander in chief by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

ClownMonger 

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.

Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.

ClownMonger by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

Clownman 

A senior officer who loves sucking the bosses pin

Oh look, there goes the clownman back to the bosses office... AGAIN

Clownman by ClownMan1 November 15, 2009

clownmunch 

anyone not cool; tool; dork; loser.

Can you believe Bob did that? What a clownmunch!

clownmunch by B. Panda October 6, 2005

clownpaint 

Used by metalheads to indicate the facial makeup nu-metalheads do, which they usually try to pass off as corpsepaint. Synonym of "shitpaint".

Nu-metal kid with a Slipknot tee on: Check out my corpsepaint!

Blackster: That's clownpaint, idiot.

Thrasher: What a poser.

Nu-metal kid: You fucking elitists, stop gatekeeping!

Crüehead: I'm with them this time.

clownpaint by I love gates November 29, 2022

Cowmanning 

A nigga riding you hardcore with his dick flip flopping in your face

Me and Gerald had a big night of cowmanning yesterday. His cock flew EVERYWHERE!

Cowmanning by CUMSLURPER November 17, 2020

Clownmaeda 

A disgusting being of pure energy created from the popular anime Danganropa.

Did you see that new fan art for Clownmaeda?

Clownmaeda by its_Aura707 October 25, 2018