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"he was packing a clownshoe when Danny Rodriguez was killed at the DmV"
by Brad March 16, 2003

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1) Clownshoe is mostly used as a subtle word used to describe banging your women. It can be used for any form of sexual pleasure.

2)It can be used to mean anything you want it to be.
1) "Yo man i clownshoed your mom last night!!"

"Last night i had my clownshoe sucked SEVEN TIMES!"

2) "you little clownshoe"

"whats for dinner mom? clownshoe spaggetti again for the love of clownshoe"
by hjhjhjhjhjhjhj August 29, 2006

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The lowest of the low. The only thing lower than a clown is his shoes.
Some fucking pair of clownshoes has stolen little retarded Jimmy's wheelchair.
by Yaroond Mahmoud September 14, 2016

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