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25.
term for morning wood
Guy 1: All guy sleepovers are whack.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, did you see Tommy's clown shoe this morning?!
Guy 1: Ughhhhh! Yeah that guy pitched a tent!
by queenofslang June 27, 2007
 
1.
something or someone that is a total joke
*your sneakers are fuckin clown shoes dude
*that asshole aint nothing but clown shoes
*dude, your car is total clown shoes
by Joe Clabough February 22, 2005
 
2.
Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.
That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!
by batman December 12, 2002
 
3.
n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard
Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

The world is full of clownshoes.
by MongledMonkey May 08, 2003
 
4.
An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.
You have no room to talk, clownshoes.

I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.

"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.
by Jailhouse August 23, 2006
 
5.
1.) One who tries too hard to gain the social acceptance of others.

2.) One who has made a terrible mistake.

also see tool
1.)
guy 1: "Hey guys, you guys hanging out? Can I hang out? We can go to the movies or to see a band play or to the mall or..."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."

2.)
guy 1: "Sorry for losing our winning lottery ticket."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."
by u-e March 31, 2005
 
6.
Used to define idiocy, or people who are just being a pain in the ass.
Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)
by Shakes the Clown June 15, 2003
 
7.
adj. - seeming ridiculous, completely out of place or proportion; utterly impractical
The ending to that movie was completely clownshoes, and made absolutely no sense in the context of the rest of the movie.
by cheesecake227 January 01, 2006