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2.
1 part Pinnacle Cotton Candy Vodka, 3 parts Mango Lemonade, 2 parts Strawberry Lemonade
Person 1: "This drink tastes like a memory I suppressed from when I was nine!"

Person 2: "It's called Clown Dick!"

Person 1: "When I sober up, I'm going to see a shrink."
by A Wiener May 10, 2013
 
1.
A disproportionate or oddly shaped penis that upon being viewed results in uproarious laughter from another or others. Also refers an actual person with a clown dick.
Reginald: Hey baby take a look at my cock... <zip>
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.

or

Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.
by standardApartmentComplex March 07, 2009
 
3.
Clowndick
adjective
1. Used to describe a person, thing, or idea that is obviously ridiculous; similar in usage to "clownshoes", but more vulgar and implies a higher level of absurdity. Most effective when used while the insulter or the insultee are drunk.
"Donald Trump's hair is clowndick."
by JBlue515 February 07, 2013
 
4.
Pubic hairs that resemble a full head of hair on a clown usually used to tease a red haired kid.
Louie is such a clowndick.

Brandon don't talk you clowndick!
by dolan14 September 07, 2008
 
5.
Getting some from a chick who wears too much makeup.
"tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick, my dick is starting to look like a clown"
by Blacbeard July 11, 2005