my dads jewish girl friend
the Clown got me a christmas card and a minorah
by mike February 14, 2005

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A thing that can twist your weiner into a poodle
I made love with a clown last night and she twisted my weiner into a poodle
by Joe C August 26, 2004

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Someone who is pretentious in appearance and behavior on purpose, usually for professional reasons.
...became a circus clown
-Billy Joel, "Leningrad"

He's a professional clown.

We hired a clown for the party.
by no_shot August 24, 2004

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OR "clowned"
To be shot or KOed, usally when someone drops after they ben shot or KOed, they feet stick up lika clown
"Man that nigga got clowned!"
by ABK November 04, 2002

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The clown is a very unusal oral-sex tecnique it is where a girl or a guy is going down on a guy and right when they swallow you cum then you ticlke them and it comes out their nose.
"Dude you should have seen it her nose started to bleed after i clowned her ass"
by Draven Artos December 21, 2005

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a person who acts stupid all the time and doesn't even know it.
Yo Marcus and Aaron been actin like some clowns lately.
by Doesn't matter February 11, 2005

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Scary things that are insanely happy 24/7 and have weird noses and HUGE feet..........and have that freaky laugh!!! ALL CLOWNS SHOULD DIE!!!!!!and soon!!
DIE CLOWN DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Its a clown RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
by Yeah Yeah July 25, 2003

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