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A most evil and diabolical Human which wears face paint, puffy clothes, hangs out at circuses, smokes pot, and slaughters people. Appears to bring great joy to small children.
Holy crap that clown is so frigging evil I want to bight his head off lets watch TV
by Mbleh June 11, 2007
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The clown is a very unusal oral-sex tecnique it is where a girl or a guy is going down on a guy and right when they swallow you cum then you ticlke them and it comes out their nose.
"Dude you should have seen it her nose started to bleed after i clowned her ass"
by Draven Artos December 21, 2005
33 38
my dads jewish girl friend
the Clown got me a christmas card and a minorah
by mike February 14, 2005
9 14
A thing that can twist your weiner into a poodle
I made love with a clown last night and she twisted my weiner into a poodle
by Joe C August 26, 2004
31 36
Someone who is pretentious in appearance and behavior on purpose, usually for professional reasons.
...became a circus clown
-Billy Joel, "Leningrad"

He's a professional clown.

We hired a clown for the party.
by no_shot August 24, 2004
4 9
sumone who is an idiot or is dumb or is a fool or is gay
wow shutup, your such a clown
by Team PJ March 13, 2004
11 16
OR "clowned"
To be shot or KOed, usally when someone drops after they ben shot or KOed, they feet stick up lika clown
"Man that nigga got clowned!"
by ABK November 04, 2002
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