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8.
someone who acts like a total fool, a fucking idiot
That kid just slipped on a banana peal, what a clown!
by BFizzle December 04, 2003
 
9.
1. A person who wear face paint, huge shoes, small cars, and most likely some kind of horn to instill fear in small children and even more fear in adults. A clown is probably the best thing to scare someone.
2. Someone who unintentionally embarasses themselves
3. Nickname for Shawn Crahan, one of the original founders of the Alternative Metal band, Slipknot
1. Dude, that clown scars the living shit out of me.
2. That clown always falls down when he runs.
3. Clown is one sic mother fucker.
by ThroatSlit February 17, 2006
 
10.
Malevolent creatures of pure, shrieking evil. They were formed uncountable eons ago by "HE WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED" out of the nightmares of children and the ravings of madmen, then vomited out of the blackest pit of hell upon an unsuspecting, peaceful world. They serve their Dark Master by spreading despair, misery and hopelessness among the human race. You will know them by their ghoulishly painted death faces, their rainments of nausea inducing
colours, and their fondness for frightening babies. They can be driven away with a Crucifix, holy water, Bible or semi-automatic shotgun.
I would rather have the Aryan Brotherhood after me than be in a roomfull of clowns.
by John M Hanna March 03, 2008
 
11.
(kloun) noun
1. Someone who is a joke
2. Someone who thinks they are important but messes everything up
I can't believe they put Wilson in charge of anything, he screws up everything he does. That guy is a clown.
by Jeckell February 24, 2009
 
12.
v., orig. porno: to perform a sexual act (also known as the "inverted pyramid") in which the male simultaneously and singlehandedly double-penetrates the female, inserting his scrotum in her anus and his penis in her vagina.
Put the dick down in the pussy—yeah, Toné, clown on that b****!
by Antoné August 15, 2005
 
13.
A Clown is born inside of a traffic cone on the side of a freeway, and then is born out of the cone and collects miscelaneous garbage strew along the freeway and with it creates a small, hovel like dwelling. Then, after it reaches it's teenage years, which is about three seconds after building it's dwelling, it looks for a mate in a circus. He attracts the mate by swinging his rubber chicken in the air while standing on one leg and singing a heavy metal version of "Yankee Doodle". After it "claims a mate" (HOMG SECKS) it then returns to it's dwelling and -insert shameful imagination here-. Afterwards, the female lays her cones along the freeway on which she was born, and they proceed to egg cars from a freeway overpass, then attack the police officer who investigaes the disturbance and run to the nearest childens party so that they can explode in a shower of organs.
"Holy Shit, CLOWNS!!!"
by Yagatzi August 16, 2005
 
14.
A verb that means to embarass someone
Ghetto black person: Oh, that fat bitch clowned yo ass nigga!
Fat bitch: Yea, nigga got clowned...and the clown bout to get FROWNED
*silence*
Ghetto black person: *smacks fat bitch*
by Steagles February 14, 2006