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10.
Malevolent creatures of pure, shrieking evil. They were formed uncountable eons ago by "HE WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED" out of the nightmares of children and the ravings of madmen, then vomited out of the blackest pit of hell upon an unsuspecting, peaceful world. They serve their Dark Master by spreading despair, misery and hopelessness among the human race. You will know them by their ghoulishly painted death faces, their rainments of nausea inducing
colours, and their fondness for frightening babies. They can be driven away with a Crucifix, holy water, Bible or semi-automatic shotgun.
I would rather have the Aryan Brotherhood after me than be in a roomfull of clowns.
by John M Hanna March 03, 2008
 
1.
the most evil and revolting creatures ever to be placed on this foul wretched earth.
oh my god a clown is going to eat me (not like that you sick fucks)
by Fieldy November 28, 2003
 
2.
the scariest fucking thing since bread.
clowns will eat me alive.
by FhillyMan September 15, 2003
 
3.
A person who is humourous without intention, therefore is a dumb muthafucker. See rehab.
Matt: 'You fucking clown'
David: 'Am not :('
by Rock DJ June 24, 2005
 
4.
v. to clown, clowning, clowned. To laugh, make fun of, or find joy in a person or event. Almost always used in a derogatory or degrading fashion.

n. A fool or jester; someone that you laugh at or "clown" at.
1. "I can't wait till I hear you say
'I'm going down, mayday, mayday.' I'm gonna clown." - Ice Cube, "Ghetto Bird"

2. Hah hah Lorenzo just dropped his sack in front of a narc, what a clown!
by thug4life October 04, 2002
 
5.
A girl who covers herself in so much makeup, the true flesh of her face is difficult or impossible to see.
Sick, did you see Kyra trying to wear blush today? She looks like a freakin clown.
by AztecDub June 05, 2004
 
6.
Creatures which exist for the sole purpose of scaring the living daylights out of everyone.
can't sleep, clowns will eat me
by sumnox May 23, 2005
 
7.
The scariest things ever in existence. I can't even look at a picture of a clown without getting goosebumps. Don't even get me started with Pennywise(Stephen King you bastard).
I'm serious chris, if you show up this Holloween in a clown costume I'm going to cry.