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48.
1. A scary man that makes me cry and occasionally shit my
pants.

2. Anyone who pops their collar.

3. An African American term for joking around.
1. Person 1: "Why is there shit in your pants?"
Person 2: "The clown in my closet scared the shit out
of me again.

2. Person 1: "Is his collar popped?"
Person 2: "Yes, it is. What a clown. A pathetic, gay
clown."

3. Leroy: "Don't be mad, I just be clownin'."
by William Stephens May 14, 2006
 
1.
the most evil and revolting creatures ever to be placed on this foul wretched earth.
oh my god a clown is going to eat me (not like that you sick fucks)
by Fieldy November 28, 2003
 
2.
the scariest fucking thing since bread.
clowns will eat me alive.
by FhillyMan September 15, 2003
 
3.
A person who is humourous without intention, therefore is a dumb muthafucker. See rehab.
Matt: 'You fucking clown'
David: 'Am not :('
by Rock DJ June 24, 2005
 
4.
v. to clown, clowning, clowned. To laugh, make fun of, or find joy in a person or event. Almost always used in a derogatory or degrading fashion.

n. A fool or jester; someone that you laugh at or "clown" at.
1. "I can't wait till I hear you say
'I'm going down, mayday, mayday.' I'm gonna clown." - Ice Cube, "Ghetto Bird"

2. Hah hah Lorenzo just dropped his sack in front of a narc, what a clown!
by thug4life October 04, 2002
 
5.
A girl who covers herself in so much makeup, the true flesh of her face is difficult or impossible to see.
Sick, did you see Kyra trying to wear blush today? She looks like a freakin clown.
by AztecDub June 05, 2004
 
6.
Creatures which exist for the sole purpose of scaring the living daylights out of everyone.
can't sleep, clowns will eat me
by sumnox May 23, 2005
 
7.
The scariest things ever in existence. I can't even look at a picture of a clown without getting goosebumps. Don't even get me started with Pennywise(Stephen King you bastard).
I'm serious chris, if you show up this Holloween in a clown costume I'm going to cry.