As you are hitting the clown ass from behind and about to climax, honk their nose and slap her in the back of the head. This is immediately followed by having them make a you a poodle balloon animal to take home. While their tears run down their sad clown face, you wipe yourself clean on their rainbow afro. Then you say taking your balloon animal, "Turn that frown upside down BITCH!"
Also explains why I don't like having sex with clowns.
Mom: She got clown raped.
Mom: The clown put his penis in the girl's vagina.
Me: (cries quietly in corner)