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1. clown boner
When a man wakes up with a raging morning wood, while wearing colorful, tacky boxers or underpants
Dude 1: "WhoooWeeeee I'm pitchin' a tent over here"

Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"
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