A small town in Northern California where there is absolutley nothing to do. Youth parties usually involve a male to female ratio of 12:1, which usually leads to violence due to boredom and lack of sexually active females. Even worse, the females who are good looking and sexually active are either with a boyfriend, or slept with half the people in her group of friends. The males are known for fighting without honor, meaning a one-on-one fight will never happen. Most males act tough only when several friends are behind them ready to jump in team up on a single person who is couragous enough to stand up for his/her self. This often happens to non-cloverdale residents, because they are quickly outnumbered, and it allows those who talk tough with friends behind them feel like badasses, when in fact they are anything but. A cloverdale resident rarely ventures out of town for fun, unless he/she realizes just how lame the town actually is.*
*(note)-- a growing number of residents have been leaving town every weekend, especially males, because they prefer fun (girls, peace, and intelligence) over drunken male idiocracy with stuck up so-so females sprinkled in....
There are basically 3 groups of people here that stick together
1.Mexicans- best partiers, cheapest fighters (talk shit only when 8 people are willing to help them in an altercation.)
2.Hicks-most honor, kindest, most ignorant and least willing to accept outsiders
3.Haters-always talk shit cuz they have ...
a small town in sonoma county (nor cal) where there is not shit to do
Wyatt "lets go do something."
Greg "we cant, we're in Cloverdale."
A Place in Surrey B.C.,
Pretty Much The Only Safest Place In Surrey!
Home Of The Cloverdale Rodeo
Known For It's Gangster's and Cowboys!
OMG Cloverdale Rocks!