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1.
The act of making small talk just because you can. Usually used when drunk and has very little success.
Example 1
"Dude were you cloutch'N that girl?"
"Yeah"
"What did you say?"
"It was raining so I asked,'Is that umbrella keeping you out of the rain?"

Example 2
Can be substituted into everyday words such as "Your a 'cloutchaholic'"
by The Cloutchinator February 28, 2011