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16.
one who sticks dick in vacum cleaner and becomes stuck for all eternity
Thomas likes to clot all day and when hes done he brings the vacume to the repair shop.
by tom February 19, 2003
 
1.
jamaican pronounciation of "clothe" meaning a tampon as used in swear words like "blood clot" or "bomba clot"
by mokkes May 24, 2003
 
2.
The glob of gelatinous blood that the body creates to stop bleeding.
Vadim was cut by a throwing knife. As the blood spilled forth from his throbbing artery, the clotting factors were exposed to various proteins. These proteins caused the clotting cascade to begin and eventually a sticky fibrin mesh was laid down. Platelets then began adhering to this mesh and eventually the bleeding stopped.
by The Troll May 05, 2006
 
3.
The way that you are and the things that you do - those are the ways of a clot
Oh Douglas... You clot!
by AhoyBritannia December 22, 2012
 
4.
An idiot. Mostly used as a generic insult.
You know the way that you are and the things that you do? Those are the ways of a clot.
by First Officer Richardson December 22, 2012
 
5.
A derogatory slang term targeted toward a woman. Synonymous with bitch or cunt. Inferred reference to that special time of the month when women are particularly annoying due to PMS and menstrual bleeding.

Also see clotbag
Jim: What the fuck is up Lisa's ass?
Dave: I have no idea. She's such a fucking clot!
by Bill Ricker May 03, 2008
 
6.
(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period.
After several dates and several excuses Ruth finally gave in and let me mount her when she had her period. She figured it was safe, that she couldn't get pregnant then.
by J.R. J. February 26, 2004
 
7.
The awkward wait when everyone knows that the classroom is empty but still waits because no one wants open the door to check if the room is empty.
There was a huge clot outside the physics room today I was so bored.
by TheRinger February 22, 2012