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Clusterophobia 

The fear of missing a cluster entrance in JLT.
Hello Dan, I cannot meet you in your JLT office. I shall be late if I miss your cluster; I have clusterophobia.

closetphobia 

Scared to become a homosexual
Friend: hey wanna go to the pool
Me: No sorry I have closetphobia
Friend: what’s that?
Me: I’m scared of being homosexual

Clusterphobic 

1. An acute fear that certain types of social or performance situations will definately go bad leading to avoidance behavior.
2. Irrational anxiety elicited by even the thought of exposure to an insuing cluster-fuck.
My sister is so clusterphobic, every time she is asked to help plan an event or holiday party she will throw a shoe just trying to run away.
Clusterphobic by javapunkster August 21, 2009

clusterphobia 

(n) The fear of going into any type of business meeting because it always turns into a total cluster-fuck.
Wes experienced severe clusterphobia whenever his work group called a meeting because every plan they came up with always turned into a pathetic cluster-fuck.
clusterphobia by Black@Heart December 13, 2009

Clusterphobic 

The point and time when a situation becomes "Too Much". The breaking point where you feel like you must get out now, or you might start to panic. Similar to claustraphobia, however it usually involves a Cluster-Fuck situation.
Girl we are about to have to go right now. I'm about to get clusterphobic.
Clusterphobic by ATLFINEPEACH January 19, 2008

cloisterphobia 

fear of church or priests
Man I used to be an altar boy but I never got the latin right,and I've had cloisterphobia ever since
cloisterphobia by worderamma December 13, 2009