2: (adj) of low intelligence; to be 'ghetto fabulous'
3: (v) used for people in rich families. to fall down in life, hard.
2: You see Robert McFag over there? He's so closter.
3: You idiot; why did you have to be clostered?!
(N2): A backfired party, complete with warm, generic beer, douchebags wearing Ed Hardy gear, and girls constantly taking pictures for Facebook or MySpace.
(V): To take unnecessary pride on one's self.
"Closter, New Jersey, man. I got a little fetish going on when it comes to Asians and Obnoxious Guidos."
(N2) "You going to that party?"
"Hell no. Last time I went, I checked out the booze, and the label just said 'Beer', plus I had to pose for a picture every 5 minutes".
(V): "That Guido chick had her parents buy her a Mercedes for Christmas. She's totally Clostering about it. What an ass."