closeface 

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.

I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.

closeface by the only m November 5, 2012

ClosedAI

Used to describe the transformation of OpenAI from a non-profit to a for-profit entity, highlighting the shift away from its original stances on open collaboration and transparency.

Elon, what are you going to name the new research lab? Please name it ClosedAI, and then actually make it open source and non-profit.

ClosedAI by Reavery February 28, 2023

Closeyism 

A well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.

Examples of Closeyisms:

I feel as rough as the hills!

Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.

I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.

Closeyism by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

closetable 

When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.

"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."

closetable by Porno Joe February 15, 2005

Looky Closey Thingy! 

A word, used to describe a microscope if you don't know what it is called.

Luke:Since you destroyed my poster,i'm gonna destroy your.....Looky Closey Thingy!
Ravi:It's called a microscope,you idiot haven't you learned from my dictionary last night?

Looky Closey Thingy! by Pumkie March 10, 2018

closey mccloserson 

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

closey mccloserson by jane February 18, 2005

closey 

To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object.

Wow that was a closey.

closey by Smity Jegawerbanmanjenson July 22, 2006