A playful euphemism of someone who is homosexual but not yet out of the closet.
"no one knows i'm gay except you guys"

"aw you're a lil closetmonkey"
by gogobordello May 1, 2009
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a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her
*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)
*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)
*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)
by zippo man November 7, 2004
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