look up any word, like thot:
 
8.
A man who pretends to be heteroexual but secretly owns a dildo and has multiple subscriptions to homosexual pornographic magazines. Therefore making the subject a homosexual in denial.
Dude I can't believe we found all that gay porn in Dan Smith's backpack. He's definately a closet case.
by Jeremy Marty-Dougas December 06, 2006