|1.||piss the closet|
a massive fuck up, you are so bombed you don't know the difference between a closet and the washroom. You have now pissed the closet!
imagine... you are trying to mac the girl of your dreams... you have to take a piss, you say i'll be right back, you stand up and piss the closet, all over your buddies clothes... wow that's embaressing. can you say not gettin any!
A legendary man at Boston College that mysteriously takes big shits in everybody's closets at parties.
Hey Mike Atwood, did you catch a whif of your closet.
Yea dude some guy keeps shitting in it when i leave my room, fuckin bitch!
Dude, guess what?
I caught Mike Atwood droppin a deuce in Nico's cloest lasdt night.
OOO man he must be the mad shitter!
a toilet stall
"Yo, where is Colin?"
"He had to dump, he's in the deuce closet."
Watch my beer for me, I gotta run to the piss closet.
|5.||Closet Panic Shitter|
When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.
When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!
Water closet, shitter
Where's the WC? I need to take a dump.
Nomadic colons are people who travel to restrooms outside of their work area (past the closest restroom) to utilize a restroom commonly used by another work group or on another floor.
The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons.
The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.
Oh, man! Some nomadic colon stunk the rest room on our floor!
I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.