|1.||closet rod in the ass|
When a guy lies to a girl and says he is gay so she will quit trying to rhino clam him, but somehow ends up in bed with a guy to prove it.
John: Hey, Stephanie is psycho, you should run away from that freak.
Ed: I am thinking about telling her I am gay so she'll leave me alone.
(two weeks later)
John: Hey Rich, how come Ed's been such a bitch lately?
Rich: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the ass so he wouldn't get Cathy Bates'd by Stephanie.
John: Really!? What a fag!