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Someone who masks their hipster attitudes by dressing normally. A closet hipster doesn't physically stand out, but deep down inside, they are glaring at you for your terrible music tastes and consumerist lifestyle.
Lawrence is a closet hipster. He stands out in all the wrong ways at indie concerts and hates Coldplay.
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Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.
"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.
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