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a person who misleads others with their outside appearance of being very stylish and elegant, but leads a secret life of being ghetto.

Man, I thought Jessica Alba was classy, but after watching a special on her on E!, I realized that she is a closet ghetto.
by McLovin June 05, 2007
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